Toilets that have plugs...

Chocked full of TMI, proceed at your own risk!

Ok me and toilets that have plugs tend not to be the best of friends. There’s always something just a wee bit too creepy about them.

First time I had to deal with a plugged in toilet was camping up at Nobleview. Now down’t get me wrong, it’s WORLDS better than an outhouse…but you’re still dealing with that creepy hole into an unknown abyss…

Alright, you know what’s down there, it’s not totally unknown, just NARSTY. Now those plug in because they use foam instead of water to flush.

But I moved into my apartment, and my toilet was plugged in…not because of foam.

Because of water.

Behold, my bidet…ok, don’t behold it I feel weird putting up a picture of it.

Ok, so bidets kinda freak me out. The first time I’d ever actually seen one, like in person, was during our orientation…now we had normal toilets in the dorms…

These were PUBLIC bidets…PUBLIC

GGAAHHH

Alright, public restrooms are gross to begin with I don’t want to encourage and extra…splash-age or anything. Just…no.

So I have a bidet. In my apartment.

First of all they’re at a weird angle and I don’t like it, it’s like you’re about to slide off.

And do I really want my toilet squirting cold water at my hoohaw?

Not really.

Now I know a lot of people love them once they start using them…I just can’t get myself past the squimish factor.

And really considering the mixed advice on flushing or throwing out toilet paper…yeah some people use them just so they don’t have nasty toilet paper stankin up the bathroom.

I dunno, I’ve been flushing mine. I’m trying to be conservative with it but…yeah the verdict on the bidet is probably going to be out for a while…